and people wonder why we introverts hate everyone. you all keep inventing these stupid rules and making interacting with anyone a complete chore. if somebody thinks im rude or dismissive by typing “ok” to their text and gets offended, they deserve it and they did it to themselves. as far as im concerned they are doing…

As the member of the MCU with by far the best politics and activism: may his residual checks continue to fund Bernie Sanders, AOC, Pramila Jayapal, climate change activism, anti-fracking activism, and so much other good shit. Give this man your fucking roles and cash, Disney.

Green Tobasco and Chipotle Tobasco have separate flavor profiles that are just fine.  Sure, there are probably better hot sauces out there since there are roughly more hot sauces than there are living human beings, but these are fine.

I normally shun all things sweet potato related, but I would actually eat these.

This looks like a homicide scene.

As a native New Yorker, I am legally required to make a joke about how turkeys are smarter than people from New Jersey. 

Apparently the cheese on the Impossible Cheeseburger is real cheese, and I guess I understand why they would go that route, but part of me wishes they would at least test-market slapping some Daiya on the sucker and see the response. 

OK Zoomer.

The rest of The Takeout is based out of Chicago. I’m a lifelong east coaster! And if these Midwest folks are going to make pot pies out of chicken parm, you want an east coast guinea in the driver’s seat. I wrote this recipe specifically for my highly-obnoxious New Yorker palate. 

Of course he doesn’t and I didn’t say that anyway. I damn well know that he’s not the type to endorse products he doesn’t like, especially given his past. He’s super chill, but pushed hard enough, which isn’t likely to happen, he certainly isn’t going to be promote anything he’s not cool with. He comes across as a…

Fun Fact: no

The professional thing to do is screencap their comment so you can shame them and THEN you dismiss them. Who raised you?

This is wrong in so many ways I feel like it must be a joke. In case it’s not:

This is about as plausible as the guy in the ER who ‘accidentally sat on a Malibu Ken doll and it went right up in there’

Cannabis produces THC-A naturally and that compound is more or less non psychoactive until a heat source is applied turning the THC-A into psychoactive THC via a process known as decarboxylation. This story sounds 100% fake to me.

One of the worst experiences of my life was at Port Authority - in my youth, within a year or two of moving to NYC, I was out drinking and was walking home pretty wasted (I lived in Hells Kitchen). Decided I couldn’t make it all the way home without peeing, so I should stop off in Port Authority (that this seemed like…

I worked at Starbucks when I was younger, and I had the same experience. The regulars were pretty chatty, particularly the people who worked nearby and were on a break. My store was pretty quite, and I mostly worked nights, so it was definitely a hang around and chat welcoming environment.

My ex has worked at Starbucks for a few years now and does have some daily regulars who routinely small talk with her during the order process, so there are customers who actually DO like the connection! And it keeps her sane when dealing with the asshole customers.

Black Butte Porter too.  and +1 Alaskan Amber

Garfield was busy napping and could not be reached for comment.