Ahh...

I’m guessing you chose not to talk to anyone... Good choice.

LOL, I’m just going to ignore this (no offense,) and continue calling it hoostaleepah.

While you’re right, I went off the rails a bit in assumptions about the gender identities in question, (old dog, new tricks,) my comment was intended to be less about that and more about personal empowerment.

wait a minute, wait a minute, wait just a damn minute here... There are actually people who DON’T add an ungodly amount of cheese to their mashed potatoes?

not sure what this “1999" thing is about. I was alive then, so maybe clarify your point, and I’ll get it?

umm... how so? does that Ramen flavor NOT make Alligator taste like Chicken?

Ummm... Couldn’t you just say “Lay the f*ck off?”

That’s because you have a shitty view of the people who make your day easier, in general, I suspect. You neglect them and think they are there to serve you, and not make their own way through this difficult world.

lmfao... still, hours later.

Lol, maybe true on a blog NOT based out of Chicago.

My burning question:

eating with toothpicks makes just about anything (that’s solid) better.

how could people NOT want to call it “hoo-sta-lee-pah?”

“They scare people at my Palm Beach resort, costing me money. KILL THEM!!!”

I’d host a party at Penn Station before spending a second in the Port Authority Bus Terminal.

How can you subjugate Samoas?

No.

Unchanging Rolo’s for the win!!!

FYI, because of the variable state-to-state fees attached to gaining a valid, legal ID is often considered (and also often VALIDLY considered,) a poll tax. A big reason why you see consternation and confusion around US voting policy is because each individual state is tasked with handling voting rights and how to…