• Your mom in a catsuit

They are protecting and serving the shit out of us.

if you don't believe ME, maybe you'll believe this man broadcasting from his basement with the 19th century sideburns!

I can`t tell if your kidding or not.

Outstanding work, more cars need owners that will give them this much attention.

I was once grabbed from behind at a show at a bar and dragged towards a door as I was standing in the back looking for my friends. Without thinking at all I spun around, grabbed a handful of his hair and yanked his head down into my rising knee. I broke his nose and fractured his eye socket I hit him so hard. I have…

I would ban the SHIT out of "empowering" if I were Queen of Words. It has become totally meaningless and - way too often - a cynical way to sell stuff. "Buy this lipstick, it empowers you to feel more attractive!"

Oh, Lordy... the MRA shrieking over this is gonna be EPIC.

They didn't do anything wrong nor did I say they did, I was making a comment on the broader implications of an economic system where the profits from creative projects is given to whoever controls the capital and "owns" the business, as opposed to share among it's creators. The $1000 is nothing in comparison to how…

Welcome to capitalism. A system by which the finance sector and those who control capital exploit the talent and labor of those who don't, severely underpay them for the value offered and reap off the majority of profits that come from it at the top, having themselves barely contributed to the actual creation of the…

Ahh, "experience". The universal palliative for underpaying or not paying people.

Boom. Perfect; except that you forgot to sign it.

[F*** you America, and all our customers, and everyone elses customers who will soon be ours anyway]
Sincerely, Comcast.

It crashed so hard, the wheels bent into different wheels!

Only the Llama was cute....and he's married. ;)

I see that you're on a windows 8.1 tablet.

Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat is so last week. I want a Yugo GV THUNDERCAT in my garage.

Related: The numeral "6" appears on my keyboard three times. THREE TIMES! THINK ABOUT IT!