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"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

GASP. HOW DEEP DOES THIS GO?

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The Ringbrothers have a track record of making the most awesome sh*t on the planet.

I am always appalled at the lack of cupholders in the custom cars that come to SEMA.

Actually, what's important is that normal people can see a woman with a body shape that's just one example of zillions. Her breasts are uneven, like a goodly portion of women. She is quite small - not just in weight but in bone structure - and has been teased a lot for her smile, teeth, and breasts.

"For one thing, election day should replace Columbus Day as a federal holiday"

Most black people are not what you would describe as left-wing, but let's not pretend that Republicans and especially Tea Party Republicans are not some of the most racist fuckers ever. How you could align yourself with the party of Lee fucking Atwater is beyond me.

The founding fathers didn't give women the right to vote so there's that. It's not that the government should have control over a woman's body. Rather her GODLY husband should.

Ken Block's Gymkhana 7 Car Is A Monstrous 845 HP AWD 1965 Ford Mustang

Seriously, this thing... It's utterly bonkers. Everything about it goes to 11, then snaps the knob off, lights it on fire, and throws it on an exploding gascan. Then it walks away while the world explodes.

Get stuffed.

Yeah, they aren't bad for an old Russian dude.

You don't even want to know what I use the eye of newt for

look i think we all know birth control is WITCHCRAFT, not science

Well, a baby in a nice country pub on a Sunday afternoon when everyone is enjoying a late lunch is one thing.

No. No babies in bars. Ever. Any circumstances.

What is this "react" you speak of? The US has been provoking Russia for awhile now. We told them we weren't going to let Ukraine into Nato. Then we started pushing for it. Then we financed the overthrow of a democratically elected pro-Russian government in Ukraine and put Nazis in charge. Then our new pals the

I see your "one child practicing trumpet" and I will raise you "I've taught beginning string players for nineteen years."