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It crashed so hard, the wheels bent into different wheels!

I see that you're on a windows 8.1 tablet.

Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat is so last week. I want a Yugo GV THUNDERCAT in my garage.

Related: The numeral "6" appears on my keyboard three times. THREE TIMES! THINK ABOUT IT!

Shout out to my great-grandmother, who had the charm of a fucking snapping turtle

"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

GASP. HOW DEEP DOES THIS GO?

Even better...sc...wait for it...2

The Ringbrothers have a track record of making the most awesome sh*t on the planet.

I am always appalled at the lack of cupholders in the custom cars that come to SEMA.

Actually, what's important is that normal people can see a woman with a body shape that's just one example of zillions. Her breasts are uneven, like a goodly portion of women. She is quite small - not just in weight but in bone structure - and has been teased a lot for her smile, teeth, and breasts.

"For one thing, election day should replace Columbus Day as a federal holiday"

Most black people are not what you would describe as left-wing, but let's not pretend that Republicans and especially Tea Party Republicans are not some of the most racist fuckers ever. How you could align yourself with the party of Lee fucking Atwater is beyond me.

The founding fathers didn't give women the right to vote so there's that. It's not that the government should have control over a woman's body. Rather her GODLY husband should.

Ken Block's Gymkhana 7 Car Is A Monstrous 845 HP AWD 1965 Ford Mustang

Seriously, this thing... It's utterly bonkers. Everything about it goes to 11, then snaps the knob off, lights it on fire, and throws it on an exploding gascan. Then it walks away while the world explodes.

Well, a baby in a nice country pub on a Sunday afternoon when everyone is enjoying a late lunch is one thing.

No. No babies in bars. Ever. Any circumstances.