Welcome to Texas: In the city you get to work and live like a human being. In the country and the suburbs, questioning the FOX news nation and sticking up for yourself is akin to the second coming of Santa Ana.

Because women are not people, you atheist. They're just property and vessels for children to pass through this world.

Fun fact, the Bible only condemns "man lying down with man", it says nothing about lesbianism.

Here's the thing. In my experience, I NEVER, literally NEVER see men casually greet each other on the street unless they know each other. These men are throwing out seemingly harmless greetings in hopes you will turn and want to talk. Or they may just want a smile. Sorr,y but I only smile when I feel smiley, not…

my cat would bring an end to the universe if she could.

How to train your cat: Observe what your cat likes to do. Pretend that's what you wanted your cat to do. DONE.

Wow, little guy looks like he's loving it... but that does look pretty risky. wonder if he climbed from the back originally.

Yeah, I feel like quarantine would be a good idea just to be cautious, but they need to treat the people who they place into quarantine better than they treated that woman. I mean, I know asking immigration officials to be nice is asking a lot, but I'm pretty sure you can put people into quarantine without treating…

As someone who used to do global health work, I have to say, I agree with you here. Look, part of what we do involves exposing ourselves to contagious diseases. The work we do is important, but so is following protocols that are designed to keep communities safe. Should we be thankful for their service? Hell yes! But…

Boxer/husky baby

Can i shamelessly add my malamute/wolf mix to your thread?

Both...

Disagree. I'm sure there are many like me, that could do 100% of their work at home, who loathe having to drive into the office. I literally gnash my teeth every time a client requests a face-to-face meeting - I don't pay GoToMeeting every month for funsies.

Ugly shoes for all!

I'm calling 100% BS on the Wrangler. This is coming from a guy who started with a 1971 CJ5 with the 225 "Dauntless" V6 and a full floater D44 out back, then transitioned into 2 TJs, and is now rocking around in a JKUR. My Jeeps get dirty then they get clean. I've got plenty of rock scrapes and thumps to beat the…

You know the Supra is still great stock.

Oh man, it's so funny being a person who is bossed around by their dog.

Chris, I think that Jalopnik is in a perfect place to define car categories right now...but I'm going to start by putting some fuel into the fire to help explain why this is important.

There is, for some reason, beer in the office fridge and I am THISCLOSE to drinking them all.

End the fucking union and kick these fools out. Arizona has long outstayed its welcome.