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I’d be happy to see the Brown bear hunted, as long as they do it with knives only, under 14 inches in length.

In fact, that’d be good sport.

You had better tell Lloyds; underwriting policies for shipping cargo through the northwest passage might have risks they haven’t considered.

“Longer periods of ice free conditions brought about by climate change are making these routes a viable alternative”

https://www.lloyds.com/news-and-risk-insight/news/emerging-risk/

I’m certain he means safe for him not injuring himself crashing into a stationary object, or pedestrians who make sure and stay out of the way of the automobile.

Nice. I laugh when I see drunk drivers or child molesters hit the suburbs.  Coaches and pastors are particularly amusing.

“Weren’t really looking too deep into the whole “safety” thing yet”

Our speed limit for residential streets was recently lowered to 20 mph, and someone was arguing that 35mph was safe and prudent.

I told him that as far as I was concerned, he was free to travel at whatever speed he felt was “safe” and/orprudent” as

:O

Holy cow, is that a 3rd gen Supra or a 2nd gen MR2 behind it.

Yeah, where else.  I say get a job, hippie; this isn’t the 1800's. It’s long past time to grow the fuck up and stop playing at being some kind of mountain man.

“They’ve got this beat into their head that this is a human-type hybrid. It’s not.”

Are you going to eat it, No? I don’t give a shit if it’s grape ape, if you want to kill the thing, that makes you an asshole.

Losing my patience with these morons. They’re bothering the local gimmick donut shop with that shit. It’s that assclown Alex Jones and his Qfuckwits.

For me; the weirdest part about the story is that it’s going to be in a shopping mall.

It could be one of those strip malls where you find things like tanning salons, nail salons, hot tubbing by the hour salons and gambling, which would be less weird, but slotted in between Hickory Farms and a Wet Seal...i just don’t

As much as a good bicycle.

Vacuum? Bah.

Check out this badass relocating a swarm at the end of my driveway a couple years ago.


has determined “no amount of liquor, wine or beer that is safe for your overall health.”

I was of two minds about going next door to get my 2:00 pint.

That’s it sorted then.

“cross my palm, with tuna”

Good point. I’ve seen lots of what appear to be dumb wrecks, I’ve just never* been involved in one. To be honest, I don’t think we should have to drive ugly,  bloated, cramped vehicles with lousy visibility because people can’t avoid driving over the sidewalk or hitting parked cars.

*Full disclosure: after 30 years of

Un-scientific poll.  Show of hands anyone who’s been involved in a small overlap crash.

Idk, I forsee a fair amount of happiness in this fella’s immediate future.

Funny how the cops can arrest you if you post a video of yourself speeding, but post a video of someone else driving recklessly and they’re all

A sweet elderly lady from Los Angeles is sitting on the rocks nearby, telling me dreamily about her son. “Is he your only child?” I ask. “Yes,” she answers. “Do you have a child back in England?” she asks me. No, I say. Her face darkens. “You’d better start,” she says.

“The Muslims are breeding. Soon, they’ll have