“Please explain me.”
You guys are getting better but ESL always comes out sooner of later.

Fuck you, Ivan.

It was implied that all of these experiences were during age appropriate periods in my life.

I’ve been doing a week long supported road ride for every year for about 10 years now.

Here’s something. I can haul two road bikes, two men, and gear for a week, easily* inside my Mk1 Focus hatch, but it takes work to fit 3 men, 3 road bikes and gear for a week in my buddy’s Silverado 2500 crew cab.


*It does require…

obligatory...

“peaks at 18"

Lol. Having had sex with women in their teens, 20's, 30's, 40's and 50's.

I can assure you that anyone who says a woman’s desirability peaks when she is 18 has had nowhere near enough sex to have a valid opinion on the subject.

Nope. And I’m certainly not the only person who thinks that any Ferrari looks better in black than in red, particularly as you go up the price/performance scale.

(though me and that guy aren’t well received in general motordom)

“the kind of grin you have when something horrific is happening and you don’t know how else to look.”

hahaha, see my comment above.

Back when I was at university; it was crystal and shots of Tequila or Jaeger.

“worked the phone”

jayzus

He is such a **((^ child.

This has to be the laziest, most shiftless president ever elected. Who has the damn time for this?

How else are small govt conservatives supposed to convince you that government is corrupt and rife with waste fraud and abuse, if they don’t defraud and abuse the taxpayer at every concieevable opportunity?

Ha!

“750.00 is a decent price...we charge 1000.00 for that”

~My wife. 

Cars.

Assholes in cars.

Driving 40 mph on the 20mph residential street in front of my house.

Some doss cunt drove by my house at freeway speed on Saturday; he going so fast, that his car bottomed out Streets of SF style when he ran the stop sign at the end of my block.

My street is flat for the two blocks between either…

Right, there’ll be 1/3 of those guys as there were 10 years ago, but each of them will have 5X the disposable income.

.........

Not that any of this is your doing, but that this thing and a RAM 3500 are both classified as light trucks is about as ridiculous as this tax.

Was this the woman that said my family weren’t immigrants they were pioneers?

“Offloading them in China would incur a 25% tariff, adding around $6m to the cost of bringing them into the country”

So the 1.5 million ahead turns into a...4.5 million dollar loss.

Stupid facts.

Agree, surely the scale just hasn’t been applied correctly.