Crawl back up your mother's asshole and incubate for a few more years, you aren't ready.
Your mother needs to take away your keyboard, kid.
"Who even owns one?!"
I know this is too easy, but someone doing this has to talk a white friend into cosplaying as a Black mage. Then, when asked about it, they do the fusion dance from Dragonball Z. Because why the fuck not?
No, not in the slightest.
"Too much talking not enough action."
"Personally as someone who understands filmmaking from a professional standpoint, it's not something I agree with as a choice this time."
Because they are trying to show Big Boss's transformation into a monster...Subtlety just wouldn't cut it, Remember he is the man that would destroy the lives of people so as to recruit their survivors, a man who used Child Soldiers, It's not needlessly graphic and at least it provides a proper narrative purpose rather…
What? You didn't hear it was now called Final Fantasy XV - Lightning Strikes Again?
Spike Analyst "Xbox One is a super powered PC." Yeah sure, like 10 years ago maybe. Wow, bullshit meter just exploded.
Wow, the caption guy is going rogue on the Battlefield portion...
World of Tanks on 360!!!! YESSSS FINALLY. Oh wait, no shits are given.
How the hell is Kotaku streaming the XBOX conference faster than my XBOX IS!?!?!?!
I think Kojima has outgrown the games medium. He should start directing movies.
Where my Franky at?