The Polaris RZR is a pretty interesting study in how to carve an entirely new market out of basically nothing.

You are why we’ve turned into a bunch of pansies...

So, You want to tell me You have curfew in America due to some strong winds, and some reporter goes ape-shit, calling “crazy” and “dangerous” because of someone doing donuts on TOTALLY EMPTY road?

At least make the A/C controls gated, just to keep it going in spirit.

If the employee has already started making the sandwich, you gotta suck it up. There is something shameful in a grown man making someone throw away food for no good reason other than he MUST HAVE PICKLES. I used to be extremely picky about what was on my sandwiches too. One time I refused to eat a burger because it…

What, no helipad? P’shaw

I had a key on a string and didn’t see my parents until at least 7pm

Pfft. When I was a kid our parents would leave us in the car plenty of times. Back then, we were old enough to know when to crank down them windows. I’ll hobble out now with my cane...

Haha. Crazy scale starts at 4. Why bother with less since no woman has ever registered that low?

So much bro truck. I can’t handle it. This is better.

Congratz ohjvo

Congratulations. As a token, accept this:

She’s in the Delta quadrant where the aliens left her and a bunch other random people the abducted.

“Fucking Kelvin...” has become a saying between my GF and I when something happens last minute to ruin our plans.

I don’t do traditional, spiritual yoga. I do DDP Yoga, which probably gets instant eyerolls from “real” yogis, but it’s portrayed as being for people of all sorts of bodytypes, age levels, whatever. Meaning, you get videos with people who are still in the process of becoming fit, and what you can do to make the…

“No no, he’s resting.”

True, once cars get a taste for blood they become Mustangs.

I’d rather drive the Dung Beetle.