To everyone saying this interview has a number of abusive hallmarks, let me add one more: this is the same couple that decided to totally isolate themselves for some insanely long period after the birth of their child, and he was particularly gung-ho about the idea. Which means we now have isolation, coercion,…

Yet if this were a romcom, you’d have JLaw or Katherine Heigl weeping tears of joy while the music swells as she pees in a stick while Gerard Butler confesses his love for her.

Or you know, just freeze a big batch of 35 year-old him’s jizz for later, when he’s with a woman who wants to have his crotch goblins. “UUUUUH, I’m 35, I MUST HAVE A CHILD NOW! CONSENT IS NO LONGER REQUIRED!” Bullshit.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Seriously, how coddled and unduly confident do you have to be to think that this will just go over as a cute story? This is someone that has never faced consequences in his life.

Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.

Yeah let me tell you. It takes a lot of manipulation to get a person to the point where a dude can throw away all her birth control pills while a friend films it and then she can have his baby. Just based on this interview, he’s been pushing her boundaries and testing her limits since they first starting dated.…

Over under on divorce and restraining order: 18 more months.

I will never be able to see this smug asshole without thinking about how he pulled this shit. Had Reed been smart she would have dumped him then and never looked back. A man who would do this kind of thing has zero respect for you.

He’s sweating cause there’s a bee on his shoulder.

Now I need a twitter account detailing the fictional writing desks of famous authors. Emerson’s is just a pile of leaves next to a pond. Mary Shelley’s is her mother’s grave. Ayn Rand writes on the back of Paul Ryan, who considers it an honor.

His parent must be SO PROUD. #blessed.

What do you mean? I’m not sure how illustrating one scenario as pretty clear cut example of rape would affect other victims?

Threw this one together last night.

Love him. Love Fleetwood Mac. Love his cover here. But Florence + The Machine did it better:

I mean they literally do though. thats like in every woman’s world.

She’s probably right, if you take the whole world into account. But still...

You’re Billy Zane. Floored me. One of the best fragrance ads I’ve seen alongside this -