I'm a Jew who's family is from Eastern Europe, but I've had people ask if I was Iranian on multiple occasions.

Carry on, then.

Carry on, then.

So you're one of those secular socialist Muslim terrorists that Newt Gingrich warned us about?

So you're one of those secular socialist Muslim terrorists that Newt Gingrich warned us about?

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Claiming that this joke is racist is so insanely stupid it hurts to read a post where someone makes that argument.

Claiming that this joke is racist is so insanely stupid it hurts to read a post where someone makes that argument.

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We didn't even get a chance to tell the best man to start his speech with "Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one's garden"

We didn't even get a chance to tell the best man to start his speech with "Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one's garden"

HANSMOLEMAN

HANSMOLEMAN

SELMA NEEDS HUSBAND

SELMA NEEDS HUSBAND

AW HELL NO!

AW HELL NO!

Doesn't sound like actual human dialogue? Where did you get that preposterous idea?