I could easily write 5000 words about how half the beauty industry seems to think that holographic, iridescent, and opalescent are interchangeable terms. :(

That’s because women are human beings just like men, and human beings can be awful and depraved. So-called benevolent sexism/paternalism at work in the thinking that women are like children or something and therefore not capable of even the horrible things that men are more frequently thought of doing because their…

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

Good to see he’s moving on from Heidi Klum

This is kind of what I thought. You’re probably in the makeup chair by the time you figure out exactly what is going on, and you’re telling yourself, “It’s probably fine. Right? Surely people with more expertise than me have thought this through. Maybe I’m just being sensitive.” And half of that is honest to god…

“Bunch of moochers looking for free government eggs! Sad!”

Cocaine is going on. Lots and lots of cocaine.

All chaps are assless. That’s the point of chaps. If they had an ass they’d just be pants.

Everybody cared about Henry VIII’s boner. His boner created the Church of England.

Fuck I hadn’t thought of that. Can’t wait for this damn year to be over.

Why 7.50 an hour is more than enough if we offer to pay for college (while making it so expensive most people can’t do it, at one online university).

Is Beyoncé?

Oof, I can feel the awkwardness from here. I would definitely prefer no candy to that. My church did fall festivals too, only they did allow “appropriate” (nothing scary, no ghosts ghouls witches etc.) costumes and encouraged Bible-themed costumes. My hero was the lady who showed up in a shiny, sexy red devil costume…

Dressing up as different identities then. I don’t see anything particularly offensive about this. She’s a mix of white, Philippino and Native American and, in the words of my equally mixed race friend, ‘ethnically ambiguous’ enough that she could ‘pass’ for many different ethnicities, and looks like she’s having fun…

No matter how awful you think I am for writing a post on the internet saying that it’s not racist for a girl to braid her hair, I’d just like you to know you’re equally a shitty person, if not more, for spewing psychobabble and telling me, very confidently, that I’m insecure and self hate and just an awful person.…

Maybe they shrank in the laundering.

Neither Brad nor jet fuel could melt her panties.

Just a guess, but I think the baby is Cotillard’s.

Since when does Rolling Stone feature black stars? All I see are white faces on the covers.

Yes! Autistic children are people. They're not some terrible curse. It can be heartbreaking to come to terms with having an autistic child, I know - but that shouldn't deprive the child of his or her dignity and personhood.