Can someone less lazy than me start a #BringBackKitchenette campaign please?

Where do you live? MeetUp has a bunch of random groups worth checking out, but I am in NYC so there is possibly more cool interesting sounding people like you here.

Way to turn things around! Enjoy the stars and try to stay warm.

I think we need to find Left Shark and hear the story. Maybe it was a deliberate fail to get twitter fired up...

Why would a record label do this? It doesn’t make sense.

The surgeon did a good job of making her look like post-surgery Kim. Probably the same guy.

We are all Left Sharks in a way. Fear of looking a fool in front of an audience is perfectly normal. Let your freak flag fly and be a happy Left Shark! Whhooooohhoooo!!! [pirouettes with joy, crashes into kitchen counter, knocks tea over self but still determined to do ballet classes soon..]

He shouldn’t have been allowed to reproduce for many reasons. He thinks his daughter is sexy FFS!!!

Fiorina knows how dirty, shameful and vulgar V’s are. V’s used to eject babies from the lord, which is great (and generous of Him), but sadly for the baby to be made the V is often used in a horrific way that would make your grandmother blush. Thanks for protecting the innocent people of America, Carly!

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Idiot boss probably loved the

I really hope this was his inspiration

The misogynists are RIGHT!!!

And only male ones

Shhhhhhh the beauty industry DO NOT want anyone finding out that more makeup means more years!!! They make us think we need this shit because we are old and ugly and need to improve our faces so men will like us. If it gets out that makeup makes us look not older and more haggard, and highlights every pore and…

Yup the baton is rightfully yours as the only person (save the pope and the other top dudes) to have made money from the church! If only I had closed my eyes and moved my lips during prayer then maybe I could have stuck around to try and screw them over. The thing that really pissed me off about my ejection was that…

This, and your story the other day of your imaginary play when your father had to stay up all night making you a turkey outfit, make you the most badass kid ever. I thought I was in the running for getting kicked out of sunday school for refusing to pray, but I proudly pass you this baton.

Mmmmm double the pig connective tissue!!

I used to like eating the cubes before they were turned into jello. But that is basically just candy. It does have a very unsatisfying mouth-feel. Looks better than it is!

Growing up in the UK, a birthday party would have been a failure without jelly and ice cream (ok jellO, whatever guys) and the method of serving the jelly was crucial to our developing little minds. My mum hated the stuff so refused to buy a mold to put it in, meaning I had to persuade her to go to extra lengths with…