Stuff it, lets go with first flush Marx. Awesome feeling, isn’t it Comrade WilliamButthurtYeats?

Absofuckinglutely. I use ma’am and sir occasionally for people over 60. I am 28 and do not need to be addressed as ma’am!!!!! Nutters.

My entire name is unusual (unique according to facebook haha!) but is spelt and pronounced phonetically. Despite this I have had nearly 29 years of bizarre misspellings.

I variously: mumble, talk too fast, talk too quietly, have a slight lisp and frequently am excessively drunk so might be slurring. If I have to repeat myself repeatedly to my friends then it is fairly obvious a stranger might have trouble hearing me.

Thank you! It’s pretty handy.

I know right! Honestly the clothes generally aren’t to my taste (give me a few years though haha!) but the jewellery can be fab.

i CANNOT wear heels. They serious kill me to the point I pass out. Sucks for me its my wretched job to wear horrendously high, spindly ones (usually too small!) but hey, there are worse things out there people do for money.

Fair enough. I guess it’s a hard decision no matter what!

The daily mail makes me very embarrassed to be british.

I have a linkedin for no professional reasons ( I created it years ago when I thought I might go into advertising) and I don’t use it at all.

Hospitals and schools should definitely not be religious. In fact all the emergency services... What’s next, we’ll let your house burn down because you are muslim and we are christian?

Always carry a sharpie. Sometimes I edit, sometimes I write poems

Please let this happen to Monsanto.

Thank you :)

Not sure how dedicated to glitter you are...But I would punk up the dress a little with these pumps a la Valentino. DSW have a clutch that kinda matches, then all you’d need would be some dark sparkly earrings. That would be amazing! The clutch at the bottom distracted me a lot and I need it

Aww thanks babe!! Blushing

Her left hand is at least haha!!

Or a white clutch and shoes and maybe just a ring jewellery wise

Yes. I don’t like matchy-matchy, but this with one of the cocktail rings and some tortoise shoes like these would be fab

OMG OMG THIS IS MY HAND!!! MY HAND IS ON JEZEBEL GUYS MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!