Plus, those Walgreens commercials? Oh baby, point me to the Family Planning aisle. That’s MY Corner of Happy and Healthy.

Behold hand-crafted teacups, and copper mugs filled with hot mulled wine,

As someone who is sort of 25 going on 12, I kind of read “adulting” as pointing to the dissonance between what we thought “adult” meant as kids, and what it ends up meaning once you get there....

Like in a lot of cases “adult” is a performance just like anything else. I have to attend a conference for my work this…

yes this exlplains sooo much about me. that and my obsessive love for John Bender.

Makes you thound like you have a lithp.

In trial, Fogle reportedly sobbed as he recounted how he’d hurt his family and his wife, who would be a single mother should he go to prison.

The flag of our people. We’d raise it high, but we can’t figure out how that flagpole rope thingy works exactly.

“have mercy”

I can’t believe millihelen is over and Jane Marie is leaving (or worse, being pushed out). This is by far one of the best Jezebel’s sub-blog, I love, love Deep Cuts, the 24 hours Beauty Diaries, the mall makeovers stories, the talk about make-up and beauty routines, the tips and tricks...and of course the best part is…

Do you know about “honk if you’re horny”?

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

OH GOD. I haven’t even finished reading but that Funky Town story has brought actual tears to my eyes.

I live in Louisville, about a half-hour drive from the restaurant. Since moving here and driving past it on a trip to Shelbyville (adjacent to the town of Simpsonville, BTW), I've thought about dragging the family there some Sunday for dinner. I think you've convinced me to go...and soon.

There really needs to be a dedicated hotline for Yoko related emergencies. 1-800-ONO-YOKO.

30% off all sale stuff at Madewell, ya’ll! I got these skinny skinny jeans because they are KINDA like the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in that they look good on everyone (but I can’t wear like a 24 in them or anything.)

Well, you really can’t leave infants alone, toddlers are on a constant death march —once you have a more autonomous kid who can play alone it’s much much easier to go to the bathroom alone, but still, one bathroom and you’re going to have to pee during bathtime. To say nothing of how much time you spend with THEM in…

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

“the kind of beauty that moves”, as they say.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

I think it would be entirely fair to refuse to marry him under those circumstances. Money is a Big Fucking Deal. It is about your standard of living, your ability to trust this person to be a partner, and ultimately it is about your own financial security if the relationship goes tits-up. You deserve better than to…