The catch is “minimal work on a 17 year old Jag”. There is no such thing.

Unbelievable. She saw him backing up and still cut him off!

We now know what the ghost of George C. Scott has been up to.

Or he’s willing to take Katz, the alleged victim, at her word. Doesn’t seem too crazy to me...

I would have gone with exploding heads and severed arms since those are more acceptable in western society.

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

They really want to kick start the looming Civil War, that’d be a hell of a way to do it.

In most democracies, that would be enough to trigger new elections. I envy the Canadians, and the Germans, and the British,.... We could be rid of these clowns once and for all, but no....

Seriously, Mitch has dug this shit bill out of the garbage so many times there’s still a half eaten banana stuck to it.

It’s GoT gif week. (Yeah, I made that up, but idc.) I thought I was done celebrating today, but this article came along.

They control every branch of Govt yet this Adm is so inept it can’t even manage to defund PP which is an agency they all hate.

I blame their teams. I highly doubt Gigi and Zayn have ever thought about gender fluidity, but their teams/Vogue were like, “why don’t we put Zayn in floral suits and Gigi in ugly ones and call it a gender swap? Gender fluidity is so hot right now.”

“ahem”

Look, they said they had juiced balls. I went to talk to them, but we ended up talking about Russian orphans. That’s it. I swear.

My refrain: the Earth is not dying, it’s killing us in self-defense.

Mike Pence has declared that “we will put American boots on the face of Mars.” You know what, that’s really great. Have an amazing time, Mike and Karen!

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.