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Pre-order done, thanks! So since this is a book about video games, do I get DLC for my pre-order?

A family member of mine was accused, falsely, of molesting a minor. The accuser was mad about something said family member had done and wanted to use that as revenge.

As a Californian who absolutely voted yes on this, WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK? FUCK FUCK FUCKING HELL FUCK YOU IN ALL YOUR HOLES, NRA

Come to Canada. We’re nicer, the scenery’s fantastic, the air and the water are clean, the food is good and the beer is better. You’re much less likely to get shot, and you might get to see a moose.

The person in the office has no respect, so Fuck that.

See, this kinda shit never would have happened in my family. We were raised right and always taught that if you never stand out or amount to shit, no one will expect you to help them out. Duh.

MLB SPRINT SPEED: BROUGHT TO YOU BY SPRINT. SPRINT: “ISN’T THAT THE ONE WITH THE VERIZON GUY? OR WAS THAT THE PINK ONE?” WITH SPEEDS UP TO 5G-LTEGBTQ ITS A HOME RUN FOR THE AMAZING NEW IPHONE SO LONG AS YOU ARE WITHIN 500 FEET OF A PRIMARY TOWER OTHERWISE YOU BASICALLY OWN AN IPOD TOUCH. SPRINT: “I’M BEHIND ON MY…

Jesus. Cut her some slack. Do you know how long you have to wait for champagne popsicles to freeze? An episode of Fox & Friends and and episode of Hannity. She’s undoubtedly working and taking notes the entire time. Talk about sweatshop.

I guess SI is finally listening to its customers. Instead of having to pay for a full subscription, we just wanted the swimsuit issue with no strings attached.

Exhibit A why he’s not called Joey Seeds

Full version... cover your keyboard lol.

As with most of the best things in life (education, medical care, not getting shot), the simplest way is to just not be American.

I work in the adventure travel industry. The company I work for is Canadian (as I am), and our most popular trip for Americans is to Cuba. Like 80% of our clients that go to Cuba are Americans. And, every single one of them goes illegally. We’ve been running this tour for about 20 years.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

Burns like a Motherfuckin’ Witch.

Why is Skull & Bones on the Winners list? I though the sailing aspects of AC3 were the most boring parts of an already bloated game, and I couldn’t even bother to play more than 3 hours of Black Flag before giving up.

“Bannon! I need a new attorney general. What about this Sally Yates I keep hearing about?”