The internet is a sewer; twitter is a port-a-potty after taco Tuesday.

I see what you did there.  How civilized of you.

I have been driving for 30 years, and I have NEVER had my car do that. Current generation Lithium ion batteries are dangerous AF, they don’t like to get hot and they hate hate hate being squeezed or bent for any reason.

Um, that would mean electing Trump. Cthulhu is the lesser of the two evils.

I don’t know who Chip and Joanna Gaines are.

I am going to say something now and listen carefully: The ONLY place pineapple belongs is on pizza. Ham and pineapple pizza is a transcendent experience. Those who don’t agree are heathens who don’t understand the joys of H and P pizza.

Lamb. I had never had it before, and I have not had it since. It was a family meal, and I think whomever cooked it used too much Marjoram on it. I blame Marjoram because I know it was used in the preparation, and it was an herb that I had never had before.  I can still taste it when I think about it, and it still…

Unless those seats are actually covered in denim (and they don’t look it), that is false advertising.

That’s 50 dollar Jeep.

I only hate one thing about the new NSX:  It’s FUGLY.

Good for them. Alexander Ovechkin has the most punchable face in the NHL, and I can’t cheer for the Caps at all because of it.

I would pay for 9 if they were no more than 2 bucks each. Otherwise, there are other ways to watch TV. Networks need to remember that fact; you can have some of the money, or none of the money. Your move networks.

Onion Rings is the only acceptable answer.

More likely DHS head, or maybe ICE.

Um, Trump is NOT the leader of the free world.

The front and rear sections of a Jaguar F-type are glued together. There are rivets, but they don’t actually penetrate both metal layers.

And we have a winner!!

You noticed that, too? Everyone seems to gloss over the fact that she’s a terrible actress because she is so pretty.

They are also only cousins... and in the GOT universe they might as well not be related at all.

Trump knows that if the house sees his financial records it will likely prove he committed bank fraud, at the very least.