Brown Shirts?  They became UPS drivers?

Nigh... you were SO close.

Critical Thinking is the name of my death-metal band.

Tiffany looks like Sloth from The Goonies.

Yes, but, tell us how you really feel.

Kit Kat is the only right answer. You are all dismissed.

But Ice Cream never had gluten to begin with. That’s just like companies putting “Gluten Free” on bags of rice... rice never had gluten either. But things that have gluten in them naturally are ALWAYS better than versions that don’t.  

According to the article two people called 911 about him waving a gun at employees inside the Burger King. I think that is proof enough. I can’t say whether the cop was justified or not; that isn’t my place to judge, but this guy WAS NOT an innocent killed by out-of-control police on a whim.

You did read the first part when he pulled the gun on an employee inside the Burger King... correct?

Who needs a carrot stick, you have a finger don’t you?

Thermal Shock.

Doesn’t like butterscotch... tries to make gluten-free anything sound tasty.

Damn, this has got to be the simplest, yet most delectable sounding treat I have ever come across. I am not a raisin person, but regular bran flakes, which I love, will do nicely.  

I have 150 hours in Division 1 over 2.5 years; I have 130 hours in D2 in one month. Enough said I think.

I have 150 hours in Division 1 over 2.5 years; I have 130 hours in D2 in one month. Enough said I think.

I have 150 hours in Division 1 over 2.5 years; I have 130 hours in D2 in one month. Enough said I think.

I have 150 hours in Division 1 over 2.5 years; I have 130 hours in D2 in one month. Enough said I think.

Then they would yell “cultural appropriation”, or some shit. You can’t win.

“I love you Jesus, but you are f’in crazy if you think I will follow the guide-lines you set down. How in the world could I hate brown people if I had to do what you said?”

Damn, you beat me to it.