Dear celebrities,

“We’re no better than the thugs who stormed the Capitol.”

You are low key the craziest person on here. 

“It depends on what you call a “surge”.”

Yeah clearly she picked the better option of “inevitably dying of cancer on the bench and being replaced by a reality TV star-chosen women who will write the opinion overturning Roe v. Wade.”

The Illinois Innocence project. Because their work and Jussie Smollett’s case are totally the same thing.

Yeah, I’m much more of a fan of the double and thirty method, personally. Memorizing two numbers to get a close-enough guess for human habitation is significantly easier than memorizing, effectively, eight numbers that only give you good benchmarks.

“There is, I guess, a greater question of what happens if Americans do indeed all try out an electric pickup, find out it absolutely sucks at towing the half a time per year they bother, and hate these things?”

So this blog can’t fly someone down for 2 days to check it out themselves?  I mean a Spirit airlines flight during the week with a 2 night stay in a Pembroke Pines Hampton Inn shouldn’t break the budget that much.  

“Hurt, didn’t it? Maybe don’t do that again.”

“Did that hurt?”

I don’t see a foreign investor paying $10M to demolish a property not worth 5% that. Even as cleared land, I don’t see him ever recouping the cost. Palazuelo’s in Peru, and presumably very wealthy. He’s just going to walk away.

I mean....that’s 0.033% of the US population in terms of deaths, spread out over the next 28 years?!?! That might as well be nothing when you take into account statistical error. You have to scale this stuff, 13.4 million lost work days is 478,571 lost days every year over the next 28 years. Working population of the…

Pretty sure you made a mistake when submitting your resume and the editors were so desperate to hire after the loss of talent. This is Jalopnik a car site, you were thinking Jacobin which is the socialist rag. Easy enough a mistake, you can apply here and move on. https://jacobinmag.com/contact

I sure hope the Academy has some “security footage” of this going down...Otherwise I’m thinking they are covering up their butts...

Bottom line is Black parent(s) are less likely to read with their child at home during pre-school or school years. It’s a loop of illiteracy that doesn’t end.

I was not aware there was a cultural monopoly on assault.

It’s not just Florida where there is a reading gap, it is the whole damn country, and it affects Black boys disproportionally. And the reading AND math gap is not new (40yrs in the making), just gotten worse. There is a segment of Black society where Black youth and young adults can’t read, can’t write, and can barely…

You know common sense and actually explaining how things work and pointing out that the president can’t just wave a magic wand and make all the progressives’ dreams come true, doesn’t go over well on Jezebel? Neither does pointing out that until progressives make up the majority of the Democratic party and electorate,…

Now I guess we’ll have to wait for the president’s posse of TikTok teens to explain why debt relief, a livable wage, pandemic aid or comprehensive healthcare isn’t actually necessary with emboldened cops on every corner a military with the ability to perpetuate and exacerbate global harms at higher and more frequent…