"Dude Ranch & The Girl at the Rock Show" is a pretty shitty name for a Blink-182 tribute band. What, was "The Enemas of the State" taken?

Lil Brudder!!!!!

The Cheat is grounded!

possssssuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This Crosstalk made me more teary than the movie, as I realize that I buried what few dreams I had for my life long ago and now I'm just going through the motions of a life I don't even know how to live. As it was I got too drunk watching the film for any impact to be felt. I'm too young to be this nihilistic, but I…

What's a Tim Conway?

I thought it was Bob Mould. I still think it's Bob Mould. You can't convince me it's not him.

You left off the Florida Judiciary (gross incompetence)

This calls for some potatoes and molasses.

I tripped on my own candy trail!

What's wrong with Dippin' Dots? Seriously, I think it's delicious. What's everybody else tasting?

Rick Remender wrote it, and I think a lot of people liked it. I never said that dumb can't be fun.

Space: Punisher can't be dumber than when the Punisher was turned into Frankenstein's monster and had to save a bunch of sewer monsters or some shit.

Kirby + horns = awesome

Mel Brooks speaking bad Yiddish as a Native American will never not crack me up.

How the hell did he do that?!

Matt Moore was hit so hard he thought he was Ryan Tannehill the rest of the game

Well the Dolphins shat the bed as usual and with the Giants out it's Patriots to win again. Yay.

I was prepared to hate this but fuuuuuuck me Dangerous and I Dare You hooked me in seconds.

If a Vampire Shark can turn into mist and then come on land we're all fucked.