Did Don Draper write this while living at the hippie commune?

Zelda breaks her glass on Scott's head.

The lisp was probably Jackson's idea

You're killing me, that's for sure.

you're about as funny as colon cancer.

It's been a rough week for me too. Let's stay strong together!

Shit, I needed to hear this line today.

My male too-arrogant-by-half roommate also considers Barry Lyndon to be best Kubrick, so this write-up tickles my fancy

Hey man, I like a lot of your opinions and find your attitude and perspective hella valuable on this web site, considering the largely white-but-mostly-well-meaning audience. But here, I don't think Aslan was condemning Nat Turner's rebellion at all, just that the response to it would have been different if the…

I mean, he wasn't really being hyperbolic or insulting in this statement. They are make-believe people with make-believe powers in (not really) spandex.

There really needs to be a movie on Sherman's March, warts and all. Super easy to write, just have some rando soldier or a slave who followed the march be the audience insert, then go full on Django Unchained on why Sherman's March was both necessary and justified.

If you haven't seen Green Room yet, you should. Modern day "fuck fascists" movie, and a damn good one.

See, that's honesty I can appreciate.

The ship names alone would confuse everyone.

H.G. Wells isn't complaining. Not because he's dead and all, he's just living it up with Mary Steenburgen in the 1970s.

I prefer Chef Goldblum myself, but I ain't complaining.

And you'd have to listen to some bullshit theory about how Shakespeare couldn't have written his plays because of Classism or whatever.

Holy shit, fuck that guy.

quasi-buddy road movie starring Hulk and Thor is juuust close enough to the premise of Incredible Hercules to get me suddenly hyped for Thor 3

The documentarian who made both pretty much exclusively makes docs about Miami and all of it's bugfuck murderous drug- and sand-addicted culture and history, and they're all awesome.