Private Whizz-Bang, reporting sir.

Murphy's eyes are worth the price of admission.

(hugs his first generation Wii)

"Are you afraid? What is it that you fear? The eND oF YouR TRIVIal EXISTENCE?"

JK Simmons is great in everything, and he'd be one interesting Darkseid, but I don't want to live in a world where we have a live-action Darkseid not played by Michael Ironside. You don't even need to CGI him, his head looks like fucking granite!

You just called a child an idiot. Bad dog.

Definitely in my Top 5 Worst Movies I've Ever Seen In Theaters.

Americans really can't fathom not being the target market for things, particularly an industry as American as Hollywood.

Yeah, my money is on NBA eclipsing the NFL, the timeline only depends on how long it takes for someone to die on the football field.

One day I will die on the sad, lonely hill that is "The Ending of HIMYM Wasn't Bad And Everyone Is Wrong."

I would hope that Feige or some clever production assistant is already working on it, although he's probably busy convincing everyone that Moon Knight can work.

Now why would you go and put a dream in a my head that will never be?

Hate to be the one to explain, but it's much more tragic than that. Loeb's teenaged son Sam died of cancer in 2005, around the end of Superman/Batman, a bit before Ultimates 3.

At least Loeb has a legitimate, tragic reason for the noticeable change in his writing.

Millar deserves all the shit he gets, but every one in a while he pops out a book that shows he actually has a heart.

Me too, man. Me too.

I'm also taking my sweet time with Captain Toad. It's too delightful not to savor.

I'm like 1/3 through S-Mushroom. I realize now that "a few levels" is a relative term considering SMB3DW has a truckload of levels.

I only a few levels left of SMB 3D World (I think) so I started playing Star Fox Adventures. Haven't touched this game for at least 12 years. It doesn't feel so dated as of yet with it it's collectathon-meets-Zelda style of gameplay, which considering the onset of Yooka-Laylee and other retro-platformers someone…

I love Raphael's delivery in that scene. Like, a giant talking turtle is incredulous that an American plays cricket? Even 9-year-old me got the absurdity.