#crashnotaccident

Free-base. Pioneered by her late ex-husband and friends.

RE: Erin Brokovich “Still, this one is a little heartbreaking.”

Great article by Greg Howard. This is the kind of writing Gawker Media could use a whole lot more of.

• JAMES WHAT IN THE HELL? If you thought that the president of your local NAACP was LYING about being black, why why why why why why why why why would you keep that under wraps?

“It’s not about what you are. It’s about who you are?” What?! With pearls of nonsense disguised as sage wisdom like that, his book is destined to be a bestseller.

You’ll come up with.... nada for an answer. People who profess such things ignore the basic chemistry of alcoholic beverages (ethanol is ethanol), as well as the huge number of other factors that influence the speed and magnitude of a hangover. Your basic level of hydration and electrolyte balance prior to drinking…

I ordered one at the bar the other night. Makes me wonder if they lost half the bottle while pouring now.

Clean out the glass with cold water right before serving. Then pour down the side of the tilted glass for most of the pour. At the end, turn the glass upright while reducing the pour to a thin stream. For extra style points, once the stream is less than the width of a drinking straw, start lifting the bottle, pouring…

Some of these people might actually be nerds (no, Seth Rogan, you’re a dork - there’s a fucking difference), but Jessica Alba is one celebrity on the list that jumps out as the most obvious mean-girl who holds court from the back seat of the bus (she might even deign to share that seat with a “friend” on occasion) and…

1. Ham is many things.

I have a narcissist sister-in-law (my wife's sister). She sent us an email the day after we saw her at a mutual friend's dinner party (where she refused to speak to us despite the fact that we were holding our 1-month old son she'd never seen before) informing my wife and I that we were no longer the god-parents of…

Except that, NFL players are in the 99th percentile of the most talented (and to a large extent lucky) athletes. There are 10's of millions like them, who play from childhood, sustain the same hits well into college, and never get a payday. Safety is important at the NFL level becuase it's important at all levels.