What is the point of the “strength” column. A strong US Dollar in India means your dinner is $9.06 or a strong US Dollar in Vietnam means your dinner is $13.46 while a strong US dollar in Denmark means a dinner for $91.87 or a strong US Dollar in Switzerland means a dinner of $104.72! Someone needs to rethink their…

Or still photography. She always looks like she’s 45 year old woman trying to look like a teenager & wearing way too much makeup for someone so young. I say this as a 45 year old woman that regularly tries to look like a teenager.

It’s a pretty dress but that print is exactly the same one as my mother’s bedspread.

I got a headache when watching it. Had to switch channels. song is fine, the video is awful.

Mrs. Murphy sounds like a racist bitch.

how does one reinstall wheels that fell off, in the street, without a jack or 4 way? Also why bother? Was he hoping to get the wheels back on it and the owner wouldnt notice the smashed windshield and sweet street sign crease in the side?

And it will be very...

IMHO the best truck to go off-roading is some piece of shit that you don’t care about filling up with dents, scrapes and filth.

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Yep. All of these plants (except the succulents) are eaten regularly by my two cats... And then vommited on the floor.

While also making an espresso and ironing the pilot’s shirt. Cause it does everything, right?

I like the way you distinguish between sins of commission and sins of omission. Those two groups of sinners need each other to game the system, and each can blame the other for creating conditions of systemic injustice.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

37?

Yeah, someone needs to tell that to like ten people on my Facebook. No hon, pointing a camera at someone then running the picture through a crappy filter does not make you a professional photographer. Your friends hate your pictures, they just aren’t willing to shatter your only hobby outside of Mary Kay.

I had no idea that could be a thing! *eyes dog suspiciously*

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I think I’m in love.