Would you mind telling this to my coworkers? Male ones included? They are always talking about what they're going to do when they're "old" or that they'd better do something before they get "old." When I ask them what they mean by "old," they shrug and say, "Oh, thirty."

Yes — women are told that they must be beautiful, even if they have something else going for them. It sets young women up for a hard, terrible fall when they get older.

Was her fee too high? I imagine that Sharknado was made for the price of a Burger King meal.

I love her. I felt bad for her in "Jack Reacher," where in some scenes she tried to rise above and then just let Tom Cruise do his macho thing all over the place. (The real star of "Jack Reacher" was Werner Herzog, but that's another story entirely.)

That is a great idea! Do casting directors read this thing? Go was my favorite character through the whole thing, and maybe Jennifer Carpenter could work as a twin of Affleck. Plus, she exudes enough guts to be right for Go.

Not gonna lie, though. I really want her blue wig. It's cute.

Oh, totally, plenty of people haven't heard of Amanda Bynes since she hasn't done much in the past few years. I was just annoyed with TMZ for assuming that an elderly woman won't know squat about current actors and actresses. Your comment proves my point that pop culture awareness doesn't always fit age stereotypes.

I find TMZ guilty of Nana annoyance and Nana discrimination. Get this: "She says cops asked her, "Do you know anyone by the name of Amanda Bynes, or why she would have some vendetta against you?" She said no ... not surprising because the woman is elderly."

Mountain Dew, hell yes, and I'm not even of hillbilly stock! Diet Mountain Dew is even better!

I just read Rolling Stone for Taibbi and the occasional in-depth piece, but it's mostly rehashes of what we already know about musicians, plus some bad photography that would fit right in with US Weekly.

Eh. Depends on your tastes. I enjoy punk-rock freakouts, so I thoroughly enjoyed the song. At first, I thought they were more of an art thing and less focused on the music, but the music isn't half bad.

Half the time, I read these articles and ask, "Where the hell is the spouse? And do they have enough money to hire a nanny?"

Totally. You are rolling the dice by expecting your kids to take care of you. Shout-out to my shiftless uncle. He was so useless and such a pain in the ass when my Grandpa was ill that she didn't even tell him when we moved.

My man and I have savings, and we have decent jobs, but I swore that I would never have a kid unless I was Richette Rich. The health-care risk is too high.

Thank you guys for sharing this! I was channel-surfing one time and came across what Hoffman said years ago, and I remember thinking that the best way to teach empathy is to make a man walk a mile in your bra ... And drawers ... And outfit ... And makeup ...

That woman's Facebook post about the cop needs to be on SFTU parents ASAP.

Anyone who communicates with a Raven gif is a friend of mine. Keep on keeping on.

Here's my theory: Paula Deen's ego is so big that she is bypassing PR in favor of taking her case to the "people." (Of course, based on her past statements, her "people" consists of a select few. I like to think that most people are on to her by now.)

Also, Miley Cyrus needs to stay away from her Twitter. Don't most celebrities have pro PR people who handle that, or at least keep them off Twitter?

Hey! No fair! I'm drinking Franzia right now!