The NFL is such a dangerous sport that even scouts aren’t immune to CTE.

FA Cup is totally divorced from the Premier League title though and already has a US equivalent in the US Open Cup.

This was funny, but got way funnier when I realized it was Kluwe. Love it.

how far can you punt a nuclear weapon capable of destroying the sun

Counterpoint - The Sun is going to eventually expand and consume the Earth*, killing everyone, which I believe is a little something called “murder,” so we are well within our rights to pre-emptively strike back at this deadly foe via any means necessary.

Success buys people a lot of leeway. There is a direct correlation between how much a person can get away with and how successful they are. Not everybody successful is a scumbag, but it certainly makes it easier to be one if you are so inclined. Not just because you can buy yourself “justice,” but because people…

But shit only has 4 letters....

This is an unspeakable tragedy not only for the players and their loved ones, but for the small community itself. In small town Saskatchewan, our hockey teams are our backbone, and the local rink is the hub of all activity. I’m hoping against hope that Humboldt finds a way to come together to rally around each other…

I assume she used towels to avoid the spread of rabies. All thanks to the awareness raised by the Michael Scott’s Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure. For the cure.

John Kruk or Kid Rock with the mumps on Halloween?

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.

I sleep well at night knowing I won’t have to explain to my grandkids someday that I was one of the good Germans.

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When he almost makes it at the 33-second mark only to fall back again? That’s pure pathos.

There’s definitely some easy comparisons to make between the structures and attitudes of the NCAA and those of the Catholic Church.

Old nun has bad habits.

Messi: I have decided to retire from the Argentina national team.

had been worrying for a while that Anthony Hopkins was losing it a little with age