+1 great googly moogly

Bills would still be in first because of the alphabet, no?

+1 jump to conclusions

Fair enough then, let’s talk more about a certain guy with career completion percent lower than 60. Despite the fact that commentators and analysts trip over their dicks to fawn over him and convince themselves that he’s a top-10 guy, the numbers tell us that Andrew Luck can’t throw. Or is it that Kaepernick can? I…

This is what a fascist police state looks like, everybody. America, 2017. What a world.

What’s also happening here on many of these is that people begin to dissent with the stupidity of the take, and then the OP him/herself will commonly add to the comment total by arguing with the dissenters and essentially doubling-down on their own stupidity. The more dissenters, the more comments that the OP ends up…

the same phenonomenon exists on facebook where the ratio of likes:comments indicates whether a take skews profound or nuclear-bad

This is A+ kinja

did you know Antonio Gates played basketball in college

+1

Google translate has informed me that the Icelandic word for golazo is “Markmið”

would this fight be more fair if Mayweather had to wear his boxing gloves and McGregor was allowed to wear his MMA gloves? It’s obviously a ridiculous mismatch as a boxing contest so maybe handicap it a little towards the McGregor side and let us see a little blood while we’re at it

no but these are the same men who think fat people can’t be raped, etc. This is one of the reasons why they want to eliminate abortion, so that their demon-spawn get to live on after they force themselves on somebody

this is what civil war looks like, and this is just the beginning

Shouldn’t this be grounds for instant termination for the GM? If your GM thinks it’s ever a good idea to draft a guy like this in the first place, he loses all credibility for every subsequent roster move ever. It’s a waste to even keep him around at all

but her emails

the NFL also needs to institute a rule where if a ball-carrier fumbles because of a headshot, it’s not a fuckin fumble and the team gets to keep the ball (aka this, Gio Bernard in the playoffs a few years ago vs the Steelers, etc.) He’s clearly unconscious and it’s bad for the game

This is the worst team in decades. They are very likely to lose all 16 games, especially so if Hackenburg plays. They might win 1-2 with McCown and 1 with Petty but they are 100% a 0-win team with the Hack.

just out of curiosity, is “douchecanoes” pronounced like canoe as in the water-faring vessel or like the plural of volcano. Canoe flows better phonetically but plural-of-volcano is much better imagery. I would like to add it to my lexicon but need clarification, pls advise-

a similar thing happened a few years ago with the Bills and Kiko Alonso who injured himself playing workout basketball. Kiko’s contract did not count towards the Bills cap that season and Kiko lost a year towards free agency. I’m not sure whether the Bills paid him or not, I assume insurance was involved in some way