Good, let him play 10 more years so he dies 10 years sooner. Inversely proportional. #fucktombrady 

this guy is arguably the dumbest motherfucker alive, AND THAT IS ELITE COMPANY

No, let’s stop this bullshit right here. HE is not getting him free press, the concept of Cult of Personality gets him free press. He is not fucking doing this shit purposely, he’s a goddamned fool. Do not give him credit for a psychological phenomenon

I agree, that was excellent analysis in an instant. Tremendous

greed is a hell of a drug

yeahhhhhh you’re cursed now, bitch #fucktombrady

this dude played like he had money on the other team. Can somebody legitimately investigate the possibility of this??

why the hell are there so many people in arena to watch what looks to be very bad Men’s D beer league???? Or is it actually like how when little kids play during intermission of a real game? These are questions I need answered

Binding precedent is such a ridiculous concept

Just remember that as you and I read this, Pat LaFontaine is STILL suffering from Post-Concussion Syndrome. It literally never went away

what a fucking asshole

my former guy used to sell to a bunch of NFL guys too, so one time I was like hey man what percentage of the NFL smokes weed regularly? And he was like If I had to guess based on the number of guys I sell to, probably 70+%. Lots of guys have 5% body fat so even if they get high with us tonight they’ll pass their drug…

Was that Johnny Damon throwing the peanuts from the Fenway bleachers?? Gritty, scrappy, high motor, high character Johnny Damon?

I agree with the top comment on this thread—

Drew cut the best heel promo of all time

well, now it’s even more obvious that athletes will throw their military recruiting pamphlets in the garbage from now on

sounds like you are

“We’re here with Johhhhhnathan, what you like to buy now that you’re in the NFL?”

HE GOT ACCUSED OF A FELONY ON TUESDAY, FOR WHICH HIS DNA IS DUE AS A HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT NEXT MONDAY. He might end up in jail without ever playing in a single game. This is absolutely the dumbest thing I have ever seen a team do in the first round of a draft. They were literally better off picking nobody instead. This…

tl;dr, fuck Robert Kraft, fuck Tom Brady. The end.