That’s just because they’re British and that’s what british people do

ALL CAPS! HE MUST REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME!

Ok ok, first of all, he’s not too human to be an NFL coach, he’s too bad at being an NFL coach to be an NFL coach. That is perfectly clear.

Stadiums are the biggest fucking scam in America, they’re society’s version of the penis pills you get on “trial” for $4.95 except that actually you’re getting billed $100/month for the rest of your life until you die

*Ray

spirited overlapping run by santa

how’s the wifi

Civil war that involves nuclear war against itself

aaaaaaand the next mass shooting in America is about to happen in CenturyLink Field

On being invited to visit Pakistan by the Prime Minister, Mr. Trump said that he would love to come to a fantastic country, fantastic place of fantastic people. Please convey to the Pakistani people that they are amazing and all Pakistanis I have known are exceptional people, said Mr. Donald Trump.

in Wallingford, WA (edge of Seattle), not a single individual in the voting district voted for Donald Trump. Zero votes. Unanimous.

gamesmanship

my lord, it’s like I’m looking in a mirror

Once a guy starts to look like this, it is time to retire immediately. This guy’s the next Seau, we all saw it clear as day. This guy needs an intervention, somebody needs to step in and save him from himself. This sport is toxic

Lies. Nobody in Seattle interacts with one another under any circumstances whatsoever. Mayyyybe you texted/facebook-chatted one another, but you definitely did not make eye contact or use spoken words, not in this town.

From the same day *[and the same truck], here’s a video of a woman in a Captain America suit crushing six beers to Stone Cold Steve Austin’s theme:

yeah, well, you shouldn’t be a Pats fan, should ya asshole?

Marchand got suspended a couple seasons ago for a similar-looking hit. Orlov starts out way too low and then lifts up like he’s doing a pro wrestling back-body-drop. Hip checks are meant to be delivered into the boards rather than in open-ice. Looks cool but it’s bad technique, Duchene is fine this time so it’s all…

absolutely terrible to go back to Romo at this point. This isn’t even 2010 Romo, this is Romo-coming-off-5-season-ending-injuries Romo. The fact is that Jerry treats Tony like his long-lost-son, completely ignorant to reality. Dak is their Future and their Now. Do not start Romo over a healthy Dak ever again

Everyone talks, nobody listens.