I think the problem is calling Emmitt Till a “celebrity,” which carries a connotation of glamour and lightheartedness. If it had been a list of “important historical figures” I think the reaction would have been different.

Does WWE have any financial incentive for the show to go long? Obviously Raw is too damn long too, but like the amount of games in a baseball season it’s never going down because they get to sell that many more commercials/etc. But a PPV should not suffer this, right? Mania is on my bucket list, but the notion of…

6. Drive a white windowless van with a bucket of candy in the passenger seat.

I’m surprised the cops even bothered to use video since it was in portrait mode.

That is BMW!

is this what they are fixin'?