Did they tape this in a bathroom? Someone needs to retake sound recording 101.

"After investigating the issue, we have determined that the E74 error message can indicate the general hardware failure that is associated with three flashing red lights error on the console."

@Psudonym: Actually, I think there already is. I seem to remember that you can't use words like hetero in your name either.

@Mezodon: C'mon, 2000 was never popular for gaming. I'm pretty sure there were few people mourning its passing.

@Elliuotatar: LOL, most in the UK.

@disdathit: It doesn't have to get lost in translation, they could just do a competent job of it, most multinational companies can. And if you don't think its a bad slogan, remember these are the people which came up with "Here's a break" which despite the correctly placed apostrophe makes no sense in context. None!

@bkchurch: Yeah, but I guess that would all add load to the servers too :(

@SketchyIndividual: Just 'cos you're broke don't assume everyone else is :p

@Elliuotatar: Try comparing it price-wise to an amusement park ride rather than a movie, then I think you will see it's not such bad value for money.

Hang on, I'm sure I've counted more than 8 people saying they/their sibling/their cat'd played it way-back-when (so presumabley before emulators) already.

@pjcard: Which is why its so easily circumvented (duh).

@MeateaW: It's not *your rights to play the game*, its the *games rights to run on your PC*.

@Dafrety: No, digital certificates of this type are not DRM, do a search on wikipedia and it will explain.

@HikariOblivion: It's not DRM. For a similar example, try surfing the web in a modern browser with your clock turned back 5 years (seriously) most pages will not display due to expired (well, technically not yet valid) certificates. This is the same soft of thing, they're an attempt to protect PC's that content runs…

@AxelMinami: With, but it also has burns on. That's bad.

*Sigh* if only it were coming to PS3 :(

@pjcard: Come to think of it, blaming her mistake on someone trying to help her is classic exec behaviour too.

The hint is in the article: "away on business". She's clearly an exec, and we all know they're dumb as shit when it comes down to it. Futurama got that right...

"21.5-inch frameless screen"

@PoloMarco: I'm afriad it's no where near that easy, you can't make a game magically support two simulatious cameras (or any other form of stereoscopic rendering) just by upgrading the firmware, its *way* too engine specific.