If it helps the narration, I really dug into the mind of a gas pedal and went from there. Beloved though it may be, eventually everyone will realize that it is the most dangerous part of any vehicle.

First they came for the dipsticks,

... You from SE PA?

This article was very old school jalop and I appreciate... I'll even ignore the whole "I don't have time for projects line and consider it a step in the right direction.

I don't know, I just saw one at the 7-11 by me yesterday so I would imagine they are available here.

I go back and read that one just for a good laugh every once in a while.

Once I can actually sit and am not recovering from a pilonidal cystectomy I think an F1 car being driven by a unicorn away from a supernova will be in order.

I would punish her too.

If my hard drive didn't die since the competition you would have had some of the worlds finest mspaint work you've ever seen.

demigod or demiwhale?

Competition with the GT?

Theres a good reason...

They pop up on nicoclub fairly regularly.

That right there is a win.

... Just remember, no means no.

@POLAЯ: People just don't understand the way you do things man... thats what it comes down to.

@pauljones: In Orange County, California, some bro is thinking to himself "Man, that truck is sick! I gotta get me one so I can lift it a shit load to compensate for my mouse dick. Then I'll take it to the tanning salon and run over some hos! Thats what Broseidon is all about!"

The Hyundai part was for the "New 'KIA'ser" part. I would do terrible things for the NuKizer though.

I was busting radio flyer's balls for calling it for the "Kia"ser part. Although I liked the Gladiator a lot at the time looking at it now it just doesn't quite work for me. Too much chrome in it. I like it when they square the jeeps off a little bit more. Although the bed on that was perfect. Plus the full hard top…

Yeah, and 78 people posted it before me. I, however, was the first to turn it into a joke. :D