@gman1023: If it weren't for the crazy 1950's actress eyebrows, I might kind of like the juke.

Yeah, I completely misread the second to last word in the title.

Calling it a beak is a disservice to birds. I think it is more similar to this: [quidnimis.squarespace.com] (sorry, IE6 at work won't let me post pictures, its an elephant seal)

@gman1023: ... I think I just realized that I too like the Aztec more than the ZDX...

@The Stig's American Cousin: Too bad they're all just rebaged Tauri and Fusions. An old school styled continental with those teeth and 24 feet of body work would be sexy.

@pauljones: It has fallen a far way from the 22RE and JZ's

@ben.simons: Their only crime is looking so damn good.

@dmckoltrane- Merry Christmas and happy holidays!: That picture is giving me an aneurysm.

@Chairman Kaga:

@Sir Sonoma: A 370z based 'cuda with a Hemi V8 under the hood does sound pretty damn good.

@Desi_Relaford: They just threw it so hard that it still hasn't come down yet, right?

@Delonte, Interrupted: Well, the Eagles are a major threat, the Flyers are the best in the NHL right now, the Sixers are doing better and the Phillies just put together the best pitching rotation in the league.

@HalB: It was fun for me. I was also imagining that the football he was holding out in the air was the collective heart of the Giants fanbase.

@stöke enjoys brofist scotch: You could be like me and believe that due to greed no political system will work and all are inherently borked.

@stöke: Probably could have had better comma use, oh well.

@Xander Crews: Its ok some less advanced commenters like to say things without knowing what the article is really about.

@Xander Crews: I have an admittedly less technologically advanced technique. Its a standard brown grocery bag that can be placed on her head. Works like a charm.

@Xander Crews: Bring it, I eat lead and shit bullets.

@Xander Crews: Kinda like that Luis guy that used to comment here CONSTANTLY.

@Dab O' Swine: I'm pretty sure Sam would be the pitcher.