@Sam Smith: While that is depressingly true, it is very, very good to see you around these parts.

@stoke is america's next bottom car blogger: I can respect Atreyu quite a bit more than Fall Out Boy. If I want "punk" I'll go the hardcore route.

@stoke is america's next bottom car blogger: It takes a brave, socially akward man to admit that.

@Rä¢inG73 - ain't nuthin' but a G73 thang: It definitely does.

OH LORD THEY'RE COMING! HIDE YOUR GENITALS!

@PotbellyJoe - wants to build a little turtle fence around his soul: I think that this has to be one of the best comments I've ever seen. Well reasoned, biting enough and complete honesty. Bravo.

@ruquik: If (more like when) this gets crossposted to Jezebel, don't even look at the replies.

@shinjukuDLJ: I don't have to take a look, I've made that mistake plenty of times.

O beautiful for spacious skies, /tears

@spiegel1- Dr. Grover, Gynecologist: +2.3

The condiment Viper showed some terrible wheel choice.

@RyGuy: I guess, it'll just never appeal the way a late 60's Contential does to anyone that was born after that decade.

... Ford and their disdain for RWD platforms...

@loveableterror- has an SRT and knows how to wield it!: Eh, I should have watched more cartoons as a child. A ducks a duck.

HOLY SHIT! Someone in the media insulted Philly fans without MENTIONING SANTA CLAUS! Alert the national media! There can be insults not involving something from the 1960's and an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SPORT! You didn't bring up JD Drew getting batteried, either! By the way, the fucker deserved it! Thank you, Drew.

THEY KILLED DONALD!!!

@pauljones: I dunno dude.

@Cpt. Morgan: Its titanium... so I guess inductive cooking of his forearm is out.

@doug-g: Or a large magnet placed near his arm.

@Xander Crews: Nu-uh, torques don't make you accelerate.