@sss888: Using "u" instead of "you" automatically voids any point you may have had.

@Cpt. Morgan: ... Awesome.

Oh no, they've ARMORED RAPTORS! The DINOSAURS ARE IMPERVIOUS TO SMALL ARMS!!!

@pj134:

@irishman72: He probably would have given up if he knew someone would make his hair camo...

Not nearly as successful as his Crack for Rock campaign. He's making people hand over their valuable bludgeoning tools for a gram of crack...

@HammerheadFistpunch: Yeah, about number 8... [en.wikipedia.org]

@LoganSix: I like my motor to ride on the ground, DAMMIT!

That is a good question, but one that can be asked for any company.

I think I gotta go with the SR20DET. Even if when I get a 510 wagon I'm going to put a CA18DET in it.

@Ben Wojdyla: Amen.

Land cruisers are good, but Jeep 4.0's are indestructible. I would highly suggest a XJ. You could buy a runner for under a grand. Lift is cheap, you wouldn't need to go crazy with it. 4.5 inch lift with 32's would get you there, with fender flares you could fit 33's and probably snug 34's. I know that I had 32x11.5's…

@Eggwich McSpencer: But I was born in 90... So, 93 I was barely cognizant that the Phillies existed (although I do remember going into a burger king and getting a collectors Phillies baseball thing that had a member of each player on a base ball and one big maroon P in the middle). I got to grow up through the…

@Eggwich McSpencer: I can't be all about any baseball stats before I could cognitively remember watching baseball. Then again, the Phils were so bad when I could remember up until a few years ago I'd probably be better off forgetting it all.

@Eggwich McSpencer: First guy to hit for the cycle: [en.wikipedia.org]

@Prismatist steers with his right foot: Single, Double, Triple, Home run, in no particular order.

@orbit: ... Nice.

@orbit: It was called "The Roof is on Fire" and it was referenced in about 10-12 songs.

@Dirt Pirate: Bloodhound Gang, son.

the rig, the rig, the rig is on fire,