@Scandinavian Flick: If I had a Ferrari and true Ferrari money, I would drive it till the wheels fell off. I'm not one to baby something.

@luisthebeast: Sell it, buy a new one.

@GV_Goat: I disagree, I find that [%Asshat] is inversely proportional to [%ParkingLotWalked]

@luisthebeast: Seconded, if you're going to take up two spots, do it at the end of the lot, as far away from everyone else as possible, and not looking like a prick. Plus, being able to afford a Ferrari but worrying about the paint is nouveau riche.

@Ray Wert: I guess, it's just hard for me to get riled up about something I never really cared for. While the on the whole crossovers are lack luster, technically a Cherokee was a crossover, and they were boss offroad. I guess the classification doesn't really alter my perception. If it's beige, it's beige, if it's…

The previous generation was just a crossover in drag anyway. Now it just went for the full sex change.

@Tanshanomi: Other countries can burn in hell.

I have to give Jeep a pat on the back. I'm glad the Cherokee died when the solid front axel died. I dream that one day they'll bring both back together. I hope they never make me take that back.

Alright, just drop the price on the X by 3 grand to make up for the chrome profits on this, which I'm assuming is the Sahara.

Not that I don't think this thing is going to suck off road, I do, but to believe that BOF is a necessity for offroading is bullshit. Sure, a body lift may make snugging bigger tires under your truck easier, but so can some work with a sawzall. I just prey that jeep will throw a solid up front on the Liberties…

@IN THE FACE!: But it's a civic, so the head gasket was already half way out the door when it left the factory so loss of coolant probably does equal kill.

@IN THE FACE!: Jamming a screwdriver through a radiator is hardly skilled.

@IN THE FACE!: I can. With a screwdriver or a big hammer.

@Dirt Pirate: Top gear would like to disagree.

Does he have candy?

@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: Her puns bearly affect me.

@skinnybird: Racist, too.

@joeisuzu: I'm going to say you were lucky you didn't have that boat's cast iron engine on your foot.

@joeisuzu: Well, one was me being 17 and saying "No balls", the other was me guiding a buddy at rausch creek and him taking me pointing in one direction as "quickly zag in the opposite, directly onto my foot."

@robot-shmobot: She has feet?