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@vaportrail: Their last album did sell pretty well, but outside of the college ranks pretty few people know of them.

@mikeybbadd3: Go on youtube, look up Get Fly and Pour Me Another One and tell me there are no instrumentals in that.

@aglind: Oops, missed that you said it already.

I guess I'm the only one familiar with the underground Minesotan hip hop group Atmosphere.

double double.

@luisthebeast: Well, I had a 91 cherokee with a 3 inch lift and 32x11.5's snugged under into the wheels through the love of a sawzall.

@Serpent2: That's beacuse life is negative.

@Davk: El accidente.

@Skink: Do IC cars have their entire fuel cell changed every time they take a pit for gas?

I would post a poop joke, but I would feel like I'm taking food off of Drew Magary's plate.

@tempesjo: I only poop on the street now.

@smackela: I think that that car crossed a lot of lines.

@tempesjo: Thats a marvelous idea!

I don't get why all you oil-burners hate on us Tesla drivers. I mean, your biggest arguement is the range. I have a solution that increases the Tesla range amazingly. See, I place it on a roller bed, sit in the drivers seat of the Tesla, and have my wife drive me.

I wanted to get a license plate that reads "LOLICANGOOVER300MILES ONATANKANDTHENWHENIRUNO UTICANFILLUPATALOCALGASSTA TIONFORABOUT40BUCKSANDTHE NCONTINUEONMYWAYIN5MINU TESWHEREASIFYOUGOANYWHE RENEAR300MILESAWAYYOUHAV ETORENTAHOTELWITHACARCHA RGERANDWAITUNTIL8HOURSLA TERUNTILYOUCANLEAVE"

The Austin-Healey was used as a fluffer to keep Hugh Hefner aroused during intimacy.