@Josh Clontz: Yeah, saying that you like to use emergency signals without any just cause, with your actual name on the internet won't ever come back to bite you on the ass.

Actually, he was just making sure everyone knew what he believes to be the proper pronunciation of the second syllable of a popular nut.

@CABEZAGRANDE: It's an AEV conversion kit.

@theart: Just buy the AEV brute converstion dyes...

@pauljones: :D

@pauljones: Finding a rust free one in PA is like trying to find a unicorn that screwed Pegasus and gave birth to a minotaur thats part leprechaun. So that has stymied me.

@pauljones: Hmmm... I kind of prefer the nukizer, although when I saw the gladiator at the car show I was in love... The Nukizer has the soft top going for it, too.

@fhrblig: I don't know, have you been contemplating buying a commanche for about a year?

The Nukizer has been my desktop since you put pictures of it up. Please make it happen Jeep, whenever I actually have a decent job I'll buy it immediately.

Coincidentally, Margherita pizzas are delicious.

@HycoSpeed: Damn, Tesla really upped their game! Their sedan DRIVES ITSELF!!!

Can we have this next? Please?

Well, I think anything between when he got married and until he got his current saab. All things considered, his cars before he got married were almost all awesome. He had an early 60's beetle for his first car, than a 63 impala, a ~ late 60's olds 442 and a 71 mach 1 428 CJ. Then he got a Mk 1 rabbit, which he was…

I don't hate the vans, just the drivers. Most people I see running red lights/cutting people off/being douche's are minivan drivers. If your going to say you got a van for safety, make sure you think of everyone else's, too.

@Dawgvet06: It's... beautiful...

I'm pretty sure every car dealership in the world has 75,000 signs up that say "We are not responsible for any lost or stolen property when your vehicle is left on our property." In fact, most have it on the forms you sign, too. This guy did the worst possible thing by threatening to get a lawyer. If you say the word…

Strange cross branding is something I've never heard of.

@KeyserSöze: Drop some gunmetal Advan 3 spokes on it and upcharge 15k for that, too!

@87CapriceEstate: I go either way with pizza, pie or pizza pie. I do say toemaytoe though...

@87CapriceEstate: I hope you shived them, in proper east coast customer for looking at you funny.