@pauljones: Well, my upbringing, that of a grandson of a MD and Chiropractor, and son of a Chiropractor, I've had the fear of god instilled upon when speak of motorcycles begin. Being that I rely more on good reaction time than good sense, I have a feeling I'm better off on four wheels. So, I guess I have no room to…

@pauljones: I guess, but they might as well have bought a very lightly used miata for that kind of cash. Additionally, it's probably because Harley owners have an attitude that they get made fun of more for the bloated pigs they ride.

@pauljones: In fact, this is the only bike that people on gold wings get to make fun of.

@therealdealjohnnyscarecrow: Yes, as long as you're driving down the middle of it.

@Bluecold:Of volcanic temperament but soothed by a custard pie balsam.: That's like... 3 miles right?

D could stand for Deutschland, which, to us, would mean Germany.

Can you post the golf guy's email?

@PaulCrewesBookie: Sir, I am offended for her. She offered him the finest Beerreal on the market.

@LeNoceur: Ryan Leaf... wait... no... he just sucked... and then robbed some people.

You know, he always had problems with ball control.

@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: A lot of whales are known to leave skid marks.

@fodder650: Mmmhmm... One day I'll have a double bubble, I swear. Being born in 90, I've idealized 4 cars for almost all of my life; GT90, XJ220, F1, and Viper. I'd say it's been in good company in my mind. Who cares if you can't see over your hood, or out the rear window, it's just awesome.

@fodder650: Sounds like you want a Viper...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought Viper when I saw the picture. Oh, and the Viper has style, too. It's just a hit you in the face with a brick, kick you in the ribs after and then waits until you wake up to give you the finger kind of style.

@$kaycog: Don't we all...

@LastAndLeast: It's a free 30k, man. Plus the money from towing it from storage.

@GreenN_Gold: I have heard the term before "If boobs were brains", can we work off of that?

@Drunken_Donuts: You're just not very creative. There's at least 3, plus 4 more if you want to get really freaky and an additional 2 if you want to go to jail for a while.

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

@skay¢og: I did see and it was Friday. I just pretty much relaxed. Next year will probably be a little different.