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@jedchev: The styling was still classic Cadillac in the early 90's version. Something doesn't sit right for me with the 95... I don't know... It's just... off.

@arozzi: I have a hard on for a slant back HMMWV, but I'd take go for any H1. I would never wash it and take it Rousch Creek at every available opportunity.

@Møbius: Well, I would have checked off some (most) of those on my own. So suck that people who judge, I judge myself more than you ever could.

@OldeEnglishD: I work at a rental place part time, and I have to say that the Grand Caravans are boss. THE WINDOWS IN THE MIDDLE ROW ROLL DOWN!!!

@chathamh: I'll let you in on a secret, if you drive a 1991 Brougham, it makes America feel right.

Well, the only one in my list I might be ashamed of would be a Toyota Previa. I don't get ashamed easy though.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: I know it's here in PA, it's brewed up in Wilkes-Barre. When it started it was 12 bucks a case, for bottles even. It was a highschool beer of choice. It has since gone up to a staggering 15 or so. :D

A vacuum that will polish your rocks, eh?

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: It doesn't taste too bad either. Kind of like Lions Head (you're from the tristate area, aren't you?), cheap and not objectionable.

@mytdawg: Yeah, but the real athletes compete in the 6' Clear event.

@2JZGTE: I think these are more likely Busch or Natty drinkers.

@79pinto: Accepted practice, at least when meeting said unMILF in person, is to vomit in her face. I believe it is universal. In fact, no doesn't necessarily mean no, but when accompanied by facial vomiting, it most certainly means no.

@stevecmh: Probably because of computers that we can't have anything like this. Everything has to be "efficient".

@irishman72: A six inch diamater cigar, too.

Alright, one of my complaints has been that NASCAR once pushed technology, only to abandon it entirely. That was only my secondary complaint to the fact that they are far from "Stock Cars". Please fix that part too.

@P161911 probably shoudn't have: One reason I love PA, only staties are allowed to use radar, and they must have their headlights on while using it.