@HiramJahoovafat: *twirls mustache*

@GTRbrian: On a new wrangler? No. On a 20 year old Cherokee? Yes. That is why my next purchase is a Comanche. It'll probably still end up being a 10k truck.

@HammSammich: You forgot about the word "zombie"...

@LoganSix: I like the indestructibility of the AK, myself.

So basically it's like going to a bar and having a girl who is insanely and way too hot for you come up and ask you to take her home, where you find out she's a virgin... and has an identical twin... and her also incredibly hot mom wants in.

@moparmaniac07: Ok, well make me a jeep fuck you that has a fully worked suspension setup from the factory and then I won't complain about all these big fuck yous...e.

@gearhead_318: Well it's when, after...

@Tyson: I know, that was an added example of why the wording was most likely an editorial flex of vernacular muscles.

@Cheeseslap: Actually, yes. My problem with them is the fact that our offroad trails are very thin, and full size trucks are very wide. Therefore, a small fuck you would be fantastic. Commanche sized please.

@clevemire: Hey, did you hear that the Prius guy might be a scam?

@skay¢og: Oh, I always thought it was someone who didn't wipe... cause they Ignored their Anus...

@Jason McCabe Calacanis: Hating is what we do. We're a bunch of grumpy assholes who sit around in rocking chairs all day polishing AK-47's while waiting for someone to step on our lawns.

@Wishes MINIs had whale tails: So, taking government money means you can't spend money on research and development? Yeah, competition between brands only makes terrible cars, your right. Oh, and your talking about Dodge building a vehicle people want to buy, and then making special editions of, defines exactly what…

@Nick Holla: I was going to argue that point, but it's such clusterfuck of definitions as to what a "prerunner" is that it doesn't even matter. A true prerunner should technically be RWD too... Bastards and their sand.

Another big "Fuck You" to offroaders from the Northeast.

Yo brah... that's pretty far out... I hope Natasha listens to him and checks this out, man. I, like, always knew that the sun is, like, totally out to get us. Just look at it... it's all big... and hot... and watching us... it's just... there watching us.

Congratulations good sir.

@pauljones: ...bah...uh..wh...fuck.

@bmoreDLJ: I would have gone with NASCHAR.

Well that's just frightening that someone would lie like that.