@duurtlang: Look up a Cheeburger (correct spelling, we like to leave out letters sometimes due to the size of our fingers and the energy it takes to right an "s") and tell me you don't wish you had something that awesome wherever your may be from.

@beercheck: I have nothing witty to say, just this: Tom Brokaw in pasties.

@wkiernan: I love the sight of jackassery in the late afternoon. Good snark, sir... Good snark indeed.

I always wanted to tag a "Watch Kids" sign with "Bounce" underneath it and a car behind the running child.

@Scandinavian Flick: I think it could be better if it read "STOP Jalopnik's Rule!" With a picture of a Camaro and a made up rape line number on tear away slips below the sign.

@Keanubear: Your right, and being Italian would destroy his platform. You know, prop 11, against pasta, would be ruined!

@maximum_sarge: I don't know, I kind of dig the Forester XT looks... [www.subaruforester.org]

@pj134: Might as well share this for any purchasers.

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@maximum_sarge: Nevermind, XT doesn't come with a stick anymore... that's depressing.

@maximum_sarge: I miss my Cherokee whenever I think of lifted Jeep drifting... People were none too pleased when they saw a 3 inch lift Cherokee on 32's sideways around every corner in the rain. I remember in a previous conversation you didn't want to look like a hat turned to the side kid, but screw it, get a sti and…

@Keanubear: Look up what slander and libel mean, than come back. They're "legal" terms.

@maximum_sarge: A good set of snow tires and you should be alright. Especially with all that weight. My brothers RX8 had no issue this winter in any of the snowstorms, and we had a pretty big winter for southeastern PA. Plus, RWD is just so right.

@Tony Gomes: So guys riding in a car together are automatically gay?

@NonBojangler: You did the right thing. Lest she forgot.

Deraaaah, first time long time, just wanted to say, daah love your music, erddah the drummins on marching ants is real good like at deee-eraaah beginnings.