Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

It’s a convenient protest. It requires participants to act like a bit more of an asshole during their otherwise uninterrupted day.

A coworker of mine got “Merry Christmas” on her cup this morning and posted it to Facebook. It’s the dumbest shit to get riled up over. And yeah, you are just giving your money to Starbucks in “protest” of their fucking cups.

I love how a certain group of loud-mouthed Christians are also all about guns. Did they forget the part of the Bible where God commanded “Thou shalt not kill?” Or the many parts where Jesus condemned violence?

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

It was all shtick. No substance. Right up Dane’s alley. But oh, it’s Larry fucking David making a half-assed attempt at Bernie Sanders? Let me pull my dick out in time for this. Oh god, can I come in time!?!?

I have some information that he generally hangs out near NYU with that sign and just drifted uptown tonight in search of some reflected attention from the Trump protest. A cool guy, in other words.