“...has taken to the “Mobile Uploads” photo album of her Facebook page...” This is my favorite part of this story.

Woof.

I kinda though it looked like a nug of weed, tbh.

Give him a break, it was Distracted Observation. (lol)

Lily of the Valley is mad poisonous. Just saying.

Lol @ the giant chest pentagram it appears to give you.

Fun fact: WH|BM and Chico’s are actually the same company, CHICOS FAS (Or Shit-goes FAS, as we affectionately referred to it when I worked there.

I have always been very secretive and sparing with shaving my face (saving it for moments of immense can’t-be-bothered-ness.) because my mom always told me it would make my upper lip the texture of cardboard(!?!?) I feel validated by this post. (I hope my face will not become a box.)

How do you clean these guys, though? Cause I have a pair that used to be light pink and are gray now??? (Ugh, gross.)

YUSS!