Heath bar blizzard from DQ forever and always.

Trader Joe’s English Toffee is, if it is possible, better than a Heath Bar. 

i dont think we have heath bars up north here, are they similar to skor? oops, didnt see you mentioned skor(i’m tired). so not even close to the same? how are they different?

That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

All he wanted was a Diet Coke, and she wouldn’t give it to him.

Yeah, but did she like the film?

If you’re going to skip something, skip Iron Man 2 and Thor 2.  Ant-Man and Ant-Man & The Wasp are fun heist movies in the MCU world that don’t rely on the MCU to function. 

Jared Kushner has been rising internally.

As bile tends to.

This is this past week’s favorite meme that showed up on my facebook.

Heroism?  This was court ordered community service for The Happytime Murders.

“BUILD THE CEILING!  BUILD THE CEILING!”

I have a simpler solution. It’s all this guy:

Kremer was’t done, however. “Chris, when you have you ever known our military just to go shoot people up?” she asked.

+1 “what do YOU mean, ‘you people’”

The Unabomber was captured in 1996.

Of course, I fully expect these time-stamped photos will be taken as proof that this dude is a crisis actor. 

Florida Man, Florida Man, made himself a MAGA van.

Kavanaugh should not be held accountable for Kellyanne Conway having been abused by another man.

*white and Asian people - remember Emma Stone is in this.