Ha! What would one be without the other? :) It’s a pretty symbiotic relationship, though I really couldn’t tell you which one’s the parasite.

I fully believe that today’s completely insane news regarding “my” Falcons was instant karma for all of us actually mourning the loss of a prick as big as Roddy White.

Was my first thought as well, “But those feet...”

I can't edit/delete this now that I've seen I made the same joke as someone else 15min after they did it first? Why? Kinja? User error? Each has a pretty good shot at being to blame.

Some are going to argue that those police officers should Fry, Guys.

Baby hands!

I don’t want to carp, but holy mackerel, that was bad.

As a guy who loves his wife for all the same reasons, and wants to do little else but be around her, and will never figure out what she could possibly see in me, this speech wants me to be as good to her as possible and not take for granted one second of the time we get to be together physically on this earth.

The Bong and Winding Road

I didn’t want to be accused of being a bad lip reading truther, but this one definitely showed signs of, “maybe these haven’t been that funny for a while.”

I’m not a Photoshop expert by any stretch, but does that dude look horribly pasted in? I keep looking at where his shoe meets the floor and it just looks totally wack.

Good grief, that’s awesome.

Nobody will likely see this, 3 years after this article was written, but just had to point out that, “...in a few years nobody will drive them anymore.” = No, sir.

As a former bloodhound owner, this makes me want to bawl right here in the public library. Any other hound owners out there not entirely surprised that this dog ran 13 miles? I couldn’t tire mine out no matter how hard I tried. Dog parks, runs, lake swims, mine never, ever stopped going hard...until she did.

“Whaaaa? Josh Smith didn’t perform up to expectations? Golly, we’re so sorry. That’s really shocking.”

Ahem, that article came out even before Deadspin’s. Not that there won’t be others.

“Wait...it’s gotta be your bull...”

Can this be one of the last times we get McCoy’s thoughts on Kelly? Has anyone in SF been waiting for his advice on how to work with him? And wouldn't McCoy be one of the least qualified people to teach anyone how to do it well? I don't have anything against either one of them, I'm just kinda hoping that since McCoy…

I know, right? It’s pretty much “perfect Norm form” to me.