Know what Mickey entity doesn’t suck? Those new 5min Mickey Mouse cartoons the Disney Channel runs as buffers. The animation is wild, the stories are bananas and while navigating Comcast’s atrocious On-Demand interface is a nightmare when trying to watch multiple episodes in a row (WHY CAN’T I SCHEDULE MULTIPLE…

Only about two paragraphs into this and I was already thinking to myself, “oooooeeeeee, I can’t wait to post that Wu-Tang image in my comment!” By the end, I thought, “There’s no way it’s not already there.”

Pretty sure the NFL would already be well aware of a city’s struggles to “support” (such a stupid word) a particular team - it doesn’t seem like airing the dirty laundry of the current city is even necessary. As someone who has never given a damn about St. Louis, but who has lived in numerous cities that similarly…

I don’t namedrop often, but when I do, it’s to sincerely brag that Aaron’s parents and mine are lifelong friends. He's one of the funniest guys I know.

Ahhhh, that one got me. Just giggling my damn head off.

Thanks for providing some factual info on actual “usual” bouncers. I worked for three different divey local bar/band establishments, and the bouncer was usually just a bartender/barback/sound guy picking up extra hours on their off night. And I took two of them to the hospital after being blindsided by a beer bottle…

Oh my, didn't even notice, obviously chosen on purpose. Great catch.

“...don’t get why this dog is that where any of the hype...”

I swear I’m not trying to be “that guy,” there’s not a troll’s bone in my body - i’m just a little out of touch with basketball haven’t watched much of it since I was a kid in the 80s. I I honestly don’t get why this dog is that where any of the hype afterward.

I, too, purchased that orange paste. My wife and I used it that evening and then chucked it right into the trash can.

Before reading your comment, I’d just sent this article to my buddy and said, “the magazines on the friggin’ stove, THE BOOKS IN THE DAMN OVEN - OMG”

...Keep bats warrrm...

Ha! My name is Steven, I eat a lot of pizza, and my kids have a pretty weak nickname game.

Love this, Burneko. Thank you. While there’s a lot about “New Deadspin” I don’t love, the smartening-up and firm, unified position-taking around touchy subjects is what keeps me around these days.

Geez, I’ve been gone from Atlanta longer than I thought (3 years). I was referring to when all of those clowns were on 790 the Zone. I don’t even know what 92.9 is. I’m sure I’m missing a lot.

Atlanta’s entire sports radio scene has been at best - insufferably boring, and at worst - requiring immediate suspensions and firings.

There's another great episode where Thomas' boiler goes dry, his conductor fills him up with water from the lake, and when Thomas feels funny later in the day - they discover it's because there were fish in the water they used - so the conductor fishes them out and eats them. Barf.