Jesus fucking Christ.

Of course he reads the NY fucking Post.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah we really are in between a rock and a harder rock with this shituation.

sounds about right.

Yeah that about sums this whole thing up.

I think the nude/foundation colored lip is something that needs to be left in 2016. Who is she letting style her? Isn’t her whole thing that she’s supposed to be beautiful? I feel like every picture I see of her, it’s like her stylists are going out of their way to make me question that.

Please. Please! PLEEEAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!

“It will not be my intention to do anything to benefit ANY American...”

Seriously, I was listening to this in my car earlier today, and I just started crying, not even realizing today was the day of the address. I just thought, oh this is weird.

This was really hard to watch. I still haven’t finished all of Michelle’s. I just don’t know how to be graceful about this letting go.

when you put it like that...yikes.

weird stuff happens in their home.

Same. I just booked my flight for a ski weekend. I’ll be wasted in the snow pretending none of this is real. Until I get back to DC and and am engulfed by the swamp.

OH. NO.

Why does everything associated with women have to be pink? Can we leave that shit in 2016?

Yes! Preach!

Did you keep going? My body kind of goes into shock and totally freezes up whenever my asshole is approached by surprise. For me that’s a huge, Pause! moment lol.

This is an important PSA lol.

Good point. A little face time with the plumbing really helps to know what’s going on down there if you’re new. I can’t imagine just going in blind. That’s how you accidentally end up in butts.